May 11, 2011
he pulls out his pocket notebook and says
“son, i need you to tell me what you know about the fleet foxes”
May 11, 2011
we went to the drive thru at baskin robbins
“yes, i’d like a peach passion fruit blast, with extra passion please.”
May 6, 2011
on facebook
“you need to get on there right now and make friends with all your mother’s kinfolk”
May 6, 2011
i asked if we could rewind the tivo
“NO, we cannot… we MUSN’T”
May 4, 2011
home from work early
“hello hello, it’s joe the eskimo”
May 4, 2011
every time we go to a mexican restaurant or see a hispanic person or anyone mentions mexico
“Hey, you know what the Mexican weatherman said the forecast was gonna be? CHILI today, hot TAMALE”
May 4, 2011
my mom made fried zucchini
“Mmmm, that’s so good, put some on top your head, your tongue’ll lick your brain out tryna get to it”
May 4, 2011
i got new shoes
“yknow, you might be K.C. - “Kooler than Canye”… Or hey, K.K.K. “Kooler than Klassic Kanye”
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